Adventure #2: The Wonder Woman

Mike turned around. What had he heard? Was it a bomb? Was it a... a... Very, very fat police officer? He ran up the stairs in his PJs. But in his panicked thoughts, he tumbled back down the stairs. Luckily, his exmocalifrozokickabouncichiminisintackmuckelaslidinginacribolosser caught him, and he slid down its slide, landing on a spring, and bounced up and hit his head, getting kicked by a shoe, getting sprinkled on with snowflakes and mud, popping out his chimney, losing his teddy bear, landing in a baby crib, which he found occupied by a very, very fat police officer. "AAAAAAAH!" Mike shouted. "Get me out of here!" "Oh, it's you" The very, very fat police officer said, "We um, sort of need you. We've got a problem with some random dude who wants to kill some other random dude in a theater, and apparently you have a lot of experience with theater stuff. So, can you help us?" Mike was pretty much the complete opposite, he had no idea how anything in a theater worked. "Well, yeah, sure, but I'm not really a Wonder Woman, you know?" Mike replied, but found himself at Doberson's theater. In his PJs.

He looked around. What he saw was more than an abnormal catastrophe. What he saw was more than a toilet fighting some mummy. What he saw was a toilet-man fighting a man wrapped in toilet paper. Suddenly, he noticed something about the man wrapped in toilet paper. He had a big mark, like something had pressed into him. Then, he remembered. That was the robber dude that was sat on by the very, very fat police officer! "How did you get out!" Mike shouted, "I thought you were in jail!" "I don't know," he replied, "I just wrapped the police officers in toilet paper, and they looked cool, so then I wrapped myself in toilet paper. The toilet was some weird golden creature that I wrapped in toilet paper, and it became a police officer. I mean, wait, what?" There was only one person that could reverse this magical toilet paper spell. His friend Bob the magician.

"BEE BA BO BOO DOO DOO DOO BEE BA BO BOO DOO DOO DOO" Bob's phone went. Bob picked up his phone. It was his friend Mike the Wonder Woman! "Hello?" "It's me, Mike. I need you to perform some magic tricks to a man wrapped in toilet paper and a talking toilet." "OK" Bob put down the phone. Soon, he was at Doberson's theater. He saw a toilet fighting a mummy. He performed some magic tricks. He took off their toilet paper, and, "Ta-da!" A man and a liony thingy. The liony thingy growled. He ran away. Mike brought them both to jail, without toilet paper. Justice was served! Maybe he was a Wonder Woman...