Adventure #8: The Egg

Mike was painting Easter eggs in his backyard, and he had just painted one like the American flag. “A masterpiece!” He exclaimed, setting it gently down on the wooden table. He would be choosing some eggs later that day to donate to the town’s Easter egg hunt. It was called “Eggster Hunt Donations!” He quickly drove to the donation booth, where he saw two pudgy ladies. “I’m, uh, donating eggs!” Mike said. “Ooh! Look at this one! This one’s got the American flag on it!” They both mooned as Mike handed them the basket of eggs. Mike headed home. He could always go home and relax on his bed if he was having a weird or scary day. Those two ladies were certainly both. “It’s so comfortable in here. I’d better kill some time and rest up for the egg hunt!” Mike said as he collapsed on his bed and went to sleep.

Meanwhile, the robber was shopping for Easter decorations and eggs. He bought the things he wanted and went back home. He was going to go to the town’s eggster hunt soon. He was strolling around the block, shopping bag in hand, when he bumped into the very, very fat police officer! “Sorry!” He apologized, and ducked around the police officer before he could confront him. He may dodge to get past the very, very fat police officer, but he couldn’t escape the two pudgy ladies he saw as he made a left turn. Just around the corner, they were walking, and he was about to crash right into them. “Ooh! Look at this! These decorated eggs are great!” They exclaimed, seeing the robber’s shopping bag. They took the time to go through and take every single egg for the egg hunt, and would not give them back no matter how much the robber complained. All the robber could do was go home and rest.

“DOO DOO DOO DOO BEE BA!” The trumpets called, as the clock struck 3:00. The Easter egg hunt was starting! “On your mark!” The announcer called, “Get set! GO!!!” People scrambled off in search of the eggs hidden around the park. “If you find a golden egg, then save it! It can be exchanged for a big prize!” shouted the announcer. Mike was out in the field, where some eggs were in the grass. He ran from egg to egg, picking them up and putting them in the basket. The robber tried a different approach. He went towards the trees, where the eggs might be hidden in trees and bushes. He knew he would get less eggs, but he had a higher chance of getting golden eggs. Then, he saw a shine from inside a shrub. He reached his arm inside, and he found a golden egg! He was so happy that he ran out into the field to collect more eggs.

Mike had also found a golden egg. It was lying in the ground, right next to a tree. He ran around, shouting, “I got a golden egg!” The robber was doing that too. Soon, though, they bumped into each other. “You!” Mike shouted, “What are you doing here?” “I’m hunting eggs, what do you think?!” The robber yelled back, “I’m not up to anything bad!” Unfortunately, when they bumped into each other, they dropped their baskets, and a person with a black mask took their golden eggs. When Mike and the robber got up, they could not find their golden eggs. They both chased after the person who took their eggs, into the woods. Then, ducking under branches, leaping over logs, Mike grabbed the man’s coat. The man kept on running though, and took off his coat. Suddenly, he tripped over a tree root. Mike and the robber both took their golden eggs and hurried back to the field. “Looks like there is now a robber #2” Mike said.

“BOO DEE DA BOO” The trumpets called to signal the end of the egg hunt. “People with golden eggs, come to the desk by the big tree to accept your prize! The robber ran there, and got his prize. It was a ticket to Disney World! “Hooray! I got a ticket!” The robber said, and drove home. Mike had gotten a ticket, too. Then he went home, where he opened all his eggs. There was another egg, a decoration, that he had earned from collecting the most eggs in the hunt to take home, and he decided to open it, too. It was giant, heavy, and made of ceramic. He pulled one half off, and saw two pudgy ladies. “You again!” They shouted, jumping out and wrapping their arms around him. Mike pushed them off and shoved them out the door. Meanwhile, the robber was taking a stroll around Mike’s block. Suddenly, two pudgy ladies landed in front of him. “Hello!” They shouted in unison.

Adventure #7: The Valentine's party

It was Valentine’s Day, and everyone was out shopping. Everyone included Mike and the robber. Mike was out shopping at his local happy-day store. He bought a new hose, a new bed, and a magic kit. He hoped to be able to do amazing magic tricks like his friend, Bob the Magician. He also bought some seeds that he would plant in his garden. He chose a gift from the happy-day store’s free gift box. You could take one if you bought something. Mike chose a happy-day gift card. “Aaaah,” Mike sighed, “It’s such a nice day!” He drove home, happy. He would be at the local Valentine’s Day festival later on this day. He went home, soon to be celebrating at the festival.

Meanwhile, the robber was also shopping at the happy-day store. He bought a new bed, a magic kit, and a watering can. He also bought some seeds. He chose a gift from the free gift box, and he chose a happy-day gift card. He would be going to a party this afternoon also. A Valentine’s Day party. Everyone in the town would be there. The robber also stole a roll of toilet paper on his way out. It might come in handy. “It’s great outside!” the robber exclaimed. He drove to Doberson’s Theater and watched the movie “Revenge of the Spider Trolls”.

At the party, Mike was having a great time. He splashed in the pool, slid down the slide, and won pin the arrow on the heart. Bob the Magician was there, too. He splashed in the pool, slid down the slide, and won second prize in pin the arrow on the heart. Then, the very, very fat police officer arrived. He splattered everyone with water when he splashed in the pool, broke the slide when he slid down the slide, and broke the heart in two pieces in pin the arrow on the heart. “Mommy! That fat guy broke the slide! I wanted to ride it! WAAAAAH!” A kid screamed at the top of his lungs. The mom walked towards the police officer. “Sir, I think you should apologize to my child, he wanted to ride the slide”. “You’re under arrest for saying something to me that isn’t a compliment!” shouted the police officer. He led them to the police car and to the jail.

The robber was too engrossed in the giant spiders and clashing swords from the movie to look at his watch. If he had checked his watch, he would have known that he should be at the Valentine’s Day party right now. When the movie was over, he looked at his watch. 3:47. That meant only 13 minutes left until the party was over! He could drive there in 4 minutes. He might have enough time to splash in the pool, slide down the slide, and play pin the arrow on the heart! He drove quickly, a bit over the speed limit, to the party. He looked at his watch. 3:50. Ten minutes left!

He got there and splashed in the pool, but there was no water. He slid down the slide, but there was no slide and he fell over. He played pin the arrow on the heart, but he got it just in between two pieces of the heart. “I AM ANGRY!” he yelled. He drove home, got the robot he was working on recently, and brought it to the party. He turned it on, and the blades started spinning. Suddenly, the robot randomly started rolling around. People screamed, and the robber did too. That was a malfunction he hadn’t worked out yet. Soon, Mike and the very, very fat police officer came. Still they couldn’t get close to the robot. Then Bob the Magician came. He cast a spell, and said some magic words. “A guy ate a pie!” Suddenly, the robot disappeared! Everyone thanked him.

In a cell, the robber sat. All unhappy and disappointed. “They shouldn’t have made me so mad!” He sulked. Then, from the cell next to him, he heard a little voice say, “HI! MOM! WE HAVE A NEIGHBOR! LET’S TALK TO HIM!” He peered in, and he saw a little boy and his mom.

Adventure #6: The Fireworks

“BOOM! POW! CRASH!” Fireworks lit the air with bright sparks as the New Year’s Eve celebration progressed. A dance started, with people in fluffy pink dresses and bright sparkles sashaying up and down the stage. Mike stared in awe as Bob the magician performed some of his most amazing magic tricks! Mike was having a great time watching the comedians share their funny jokes. Mike would never forget this moment. Then, he saw that one of the comedians looked familiar. It was the robber! He would have to follow him once the show was over. And he did. He was about to enter the robber’s house, when “BAM!” The door opened. “I knew you were following me.” Said the robber, “Go home now, bud, or something bad is gonna happen!” “What’s going to happen?” squeaked Mike. “You don’t wanna know”, the robber replied. And Mike ran all the way home.

“Mike came so close to getting me!” The robber exclaimed. He had big plans for New Year’s day, and he decided not to do anything bad this week, but Mike was still chasing him for no reason. He had even made a resolution to only do one bad thing each month. He paced back and forth in his colorful living room, thinking about what to do. Maybe he could just go to Mike’s house and tell Mike that he wasn’t going to do anything bad this week, but Mike probably wouldn’t believe him. He didn’t know what to do. Write a little letter from “someone else” saying that he was good? He had to go to sleep. Still, he couldn’t go to sleep for three reasons. One, tomorrow was New Year’s day, two, he was thinking about Mike, and three, he had to use the bathroom. He got out of bed, went to the bathroom, and then lay back down in his bed, deep in thought.

Mike couldn’t sleep well that night either, for three reasons. One, tomorrow was New Year’s day, two, he was thinking about the robber, and three, he had to use the bathroom. So he got up, did his business, and went to sleep again. That morning, he knew he had to do something about the robber. He didn’t know how to, though. He was a bit scared. And he just sat there, sat a while in thought. He went to his 53^rd New Year’s celebration of the year, and the robber was a comedian there, too! He called 911, then he ran onstage, and shouted at the robber. Then he chased the robber across town to another New Year’s celebration. There was a play going on there. But that didn’t stop him from chasing the robber onto the stage. Together, they ran into the evil queen, ran into the princess, and angered the prince, who started chasing him. They were all confronted by the very, very fat police officer, who chased them all too. They ran towards the fireworks being set off. Then Mike remembered what he had done on his first adventure. He slid aside at exactly the right moment, but the robber was ready from their first encounter. He slid aside at exactly the right moment, and the prince and police officer flew over the railing and collapsed onto a firework being set off. They were launched up into the air, and landed in the kid’s trampoline. “I have something to say to you” said the robber.

“I don’t want to do anything bad on this new year’s week. I’m not doing anything bad, okay? Just please stop chasing me and all that junk. Okay? I mean, like, seriously. I’m not doing anything bad, okay?” “OK” said Mike, “You could have told me that earlier”. New Year’s day was peaceful, the whole week. And Mike? Mike slept snugly every night. He had never felt better.

Adventure #5: The Presents

Mike squealed with delight. “Tomorrow’s Christmas!” Mike had everything ready. His snowman stocking was hung up, the Christmas tree was lit up with bright lights, Christmas songs were playing on his radio, and he had some homemade Christmas cookies on the red and white checkered table. With all this Christmas spirit in his house, he couldn’t wait to see what he would get for Christmas. A new teddy bear? A recliner? A magical lamp with a genie inside? Anything seemed possible at that moment. “I hope I was nice this year, and not naughty. I know someone who definitely was naughty this year, though. That robber dude! He is like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo naughty!” He exclaimed to his friend Bob the magician over some homemade Christmas cookies. “I hope we get something amazing!” replied Bob. “Maybe a teddy bear, a recliner, and a magical lamp with a genie inside!” “I like how you think.” Said Mike. “getting all three instead of just one.” They sat there. Soon, they both went to sleep, waiting for the presents they longed to have to magically appear under their Christmas tree.

4 hours later, the robber was hurrying through the streets of town, heading to the town hall to get the presents he had to deliver. He had been selected by the city to be their “Santa”. The worst part? He would have to give that Mike, and the magician their presents. Their presents were the same. They were exactly what the robber had wanted. A teddy bear, a recliner, and a magical lamp with a genie inside. He had only gotten a hose. Then, a thought struck him. He would take a teddy bear, a recliner, and a magical lamp with a genie inside for himself! Actually, all of their presents! He would replace them with other things. Maybe a bomb and a bear trap! Yes! He would do that! He would give them the worst present possible! He went and stole the two traps from the happy-day store. Then, he went to get the first present. It was a stuffed turkey, a couch, and a magical wand. Just when he got the couch, he stumbled and fell into the present sorter. He got flattened, “EEEEOWW!” Put into an envelope, “SSSSSSSS”. Thrown into the air, “WHOEEEOEEEEE!” And then wrapped with wrapping paper and a ribbon. He popped out of the machine. Enraged, he threw away the wrappers in disgust. “AAAAAARGH! Why does everything bad have to happen to me?!” The robber shouted.

The robber was having a jolly time giving out presents, but he didn’t think it was the ideal job for him. He might get spotted, and the gifts were usually heavy. He also had to wear a hot Santa suit that made him look fat and weird. It made him sweat. The worst part was going down the chimney. He often got stuck, and it was usually very dirty and dusty. He wished he didn’t have to give out the presents. A part of him was still glad, though, because then he could take Mike’s presents. Mike’s presents were coming up soon, he knew it. And he was right. He took Mike’s presents, and brought them to his house. Then, he ran back to the town hall, lit the bomb, set up the bear trap, and threw them in the present sorter. The “presents” were ready. “HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!” The robber laughed. He grabbed the presents, one in each hand. Unfortunately, the bomb exploded that moment. The wrapping paper was blasted off, and the bear trap clamped down onto his hand. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOW!” He screamed at the top of his lungs. Startled by the scream, Mike hopped out of his bed, belly-slided down the stairs in his PJs, and landed in his exmocalifrozokickabouncichiminisintackmuckelaslidinginacribolosser, and he slid down its slide, landing on a spring, and bounced up and hit his head, getting kicked by a shoe, getting sprinkled on with snowflakes and mud, popping out his chimney, losing his teddy bear, landing in a baby crib. He jumped out and hurried outside. There, he saw the robber. But Mike didn’t see a robber. Mike saw Santa! He hurried the robber to the hospital and got him all cleaned up.

After the robber recovered, he was at home devising another evil plot. He didn’t know if he would ever beat Mike. He might not know that, but he kept his Santa costume. Why? Because Mike did not recognize him in the costume. It had saved him. But in his dreams, he still heard “BOOM!”

Adventure #4: The Jack-O-Lantern

“I want you to brew the scariest food known to Mike!” the robber shouted to his bubbling cauldron. Nothing happened. Maybe it has to rhyme, the robber thought. “I want you to brew a stew, with the scariest food known to Mike, Then I want you to remove the stew.” Nothing happened. Then, he did a little jig while he said that. Still, nothing happened. The robber tried again. Again he failed. He just couldn’t get it to rhyme! Fuming, he shouted, “GIVE ME THE STUPID FOOD MIKE HATES ALREADY!!!” Bong! Out popped a smiling pumpkin. He picked up the pumpkin and set it by his doorstep. Then, he shouted, “AAAAH! I’m catching my nerves! Oh, my nerves! My nerves! GAAAH! What are my nerves doing?! I’m scared!” Running around screaming, he fell into his cauldron. He popped out. But there was a problem. He was a smiling pumpkin. Tomorrow would be Halloween. He knew Mike would be trick or treating, and Mike did not live very faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away.

Meanwhile, Mike was getting his costume ready. He was going to be a superhero for Halloween. The next day, Mike went to the theater and watched a movie. At night, he went out trick-or-treating. Eventually, he got to the robber’s house, and then saw the Jack-O-Lantern on the doorstep. He opened the door and the candy was inside a pumpkin. “AAAAAH! I’m catching my nerves! AAH! My nerves! My nerves! AAAAH! Help! Oh! I’m catching my nerves!” Mike screamed. The robber didn’t recognize Mike because he had the costume on. Mike was still screaming, and never grabbed any candy from the robber’s house. He screamed all the way home.

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Adventure #3: The Cruise

Four months later, Mike was going on a Disney cruise with his friend Bob the Magician. "I love that Harry Potter movie! So much magic! I wonder if Harry Potter will be on the ship?" said Bob as they boarded the ship. "Harry Potter's not a Disney movie" said Mike, scanning his card on the scanner. They quickly did a little jig up the stairs. Everyone was looking at them. Bob stopped dancing. "What? Why can't a magician dance?" "Bob, I don't think magicians dance. They do magic tricks!" replied Mike. Bob said, "Aaaaawww! I like to dance! I'm 93! I mean, 39!" They slowly opened the door to Mike's stateroom. "So relaxing!" said Mike as he collapsed on to the soft bed. "Well, better get going! said Bob as he left Mike's room. "I mean; I like to dance! Now I shall do the swimming to get to my room! My room that is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away." "Your room is next door." said Mike. "And what do you mean by "swimming"?" Soon Bob started making very over exaggerated swimming movements that made it look like he was sick or about to drown or something. Mike sighed, but little did he know of what surprises would await him this cruise.

That night there was a magic show. It should have been performed by Michelle Barona, but there was a mighty miracle and Michelle was stranded on an island and couldn't get back in time for the cruise. So, turns out Bob was hired. "Welcome Bob the Magician!" Mike stared in awe as Bob appeared amid the blaring speakers and bright lights. Bob performed many tricks. Mike's favorite was when he chopped a volunteer in half, and then muttered (rather shouted) some magic words. "Salad on noodles, ketchup on poodles, Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo!" Soon, the volunteer was together again! And the volunteer was wrapped in toilet paper! When they walked back to their staterooms, Mike congratulated Bob. Something was wrong though. Mike knew it. The volunteer was the toilet paper robber! Mike snuck out at midnight to the theater. There, the robber was.

"You again!" Mike shouted, "You got out of jail!" Bob rushed in. "I knew there was something wrong with my volunteer!" The robber looked around, and rushed to the stage. Don't hurt me! I'm 521 years old! I don't know why! With a swish of his new cape, the robber disappeared. "He's gotten a lot smarter" said Mike.

At the robber's house, the robber was getting a surprise ready. Mike would have nightmares; he just knew it. He would do something evil to Mike on Halloween.

Adventure #2: The Wonder Woman

Mike turned around. What had he heard? Was it a bomb? Was it a... a... Very, very fat police officer? He ran up the stairs in his PJs. But in his panicked thoughts, he tumbled back down the stairs. Luckily, his exmocalifrozokickabouncichiminisintackmuckelaslidinginacribolosser caught him, and he slid down its slide, landing on a spring, and bounced up and hit his head, getting kicked by a shoe, getting sprinkled on with snowflakes and mud, popping out his chimney, losing his teddy bear, landing in a baby crib, which he found occupied by a very, very fat police officer. "AAAAAAAH!" Mike shouted. "Get me out of here!" "Oh, it's you" The very, very fat police officer said, "We um, sort of need you. We've got a problem with some random dude who wants to kill some other random dude in a theater, and apparently you have a lot of experience with theater stuff. So, can you help us?" Mike was pretty much the complete opposite, he had no idea how anything in a theater worked. "Well, yeah, sure, but I'm not really a Wonder Woman, you know?" Mike replied, but found himself at Doberson's theater. In his PJs.

He looked around. What he saw was more than an abnormal catastrophe. What he saw was more than a toilet fighting some mummy. What he saw was a toilet-man fighting a man wrapped in toilet paper. Suddenly, he noticed something about the man wrapped in toilet paper. He had a big mark, like something had pressed into him. Then, he remembered. That was the robber dude that was sat on by the very, very fat police officer! "How did you get out!" Mike shouted, "I thought you were in jail!" "I don't know," he replied, "I just wrapped the police officers in toilet paper, and they looked cool, so then I wrapped myself in toilet paper. The toilet was some weird golden creature that I wrapped in toilet paper, and it became a police officer. I mean, wait, what?" There was only one person that could reverse this magical toilet paper spell. His friend Bob the magician.

"BEE BA BO BOO DOO DOO DOO BEE BA BO BOO DOO DOO DOO" Bob's phone went. Bob picked up his phone. It was his friend Mike the Wonder Woman! "Hello?" "It's me, Mike. I need you to perform some magic tricks to a man wrapped in toilet paper and a talking toilet." "OK" Bob put down the phone. Soon, he was at Doberson's theater. He saw a toilet fighting a mummy. He performed some magic tricks. He took off their toilet paper, and, "Ta-da!" A man and a liony thingy. The liony thingy growled. He ran away. Mike brought them both to jail, without toilet paper. Justice was served! Maybe he was a Wonder Woman...

Adventure #1: The Robbery

Introduction

Officer McBunmee checked his hypo-radar. Loud beeps accompanied a flashing red screen with a warning sign on it. A crime had been committed! He grabbed his Lazo-fire 500 and ran outside, tripping over his pants along the way.

Mike was a good-natured, benevolent, not very somber man, with a tendency to run into people. He was at Doberson's theater, watching the new play, One Vial to Death. Unfortunately, the world-famous play was inferior. It was not audible, the prostrates were horrible, it was terribly old-fashioned, did not have a profuse amount of detail and emotion, had demented sound effects, the actors had no self-esteem, and one actor even fell over (Probably not on purpose). It was far-fetched that he would ever watch this again. He excused himself, and got himself a thirst-quenching drink. On his way back, he saw a tail in the shadows. Suddenly, a golden creature with fangs as sharp as a sword jumped out and tackled him. His decision-making told him to run home. And home he went.

When Mike got home and escaped the golden creature, he noticed he had no more toilet paper. He went to his local happy-day store to buy some. Just as he opened the door, someone RAN INTO HIM. He saw black. It hurt. It really hurt. It really really hurt. It really really really really really hurt. When he regained consciousness, he saw someone, with a bag full of toilet paper. He went inside and bought his toilet paper, only to be told that the person he bumped into was robbing the store! He quickly ran outside, but bumped into a very bouncy, jiggly thing. He bounced back. Finally! For once it didn't hurt! For once it didn't really hurt! For once it didn't really really hurt! For once it didn't really really really really really hurt!!! He stood up, and saw a very, very fat police officer. And he didn't look happy.

For some reason, he didn't look happy. For some reason, he started chasing Mike. And for some reason, he kept tripping over his pants when chasing Mike. Mike looked for a place to hide. "The theater!" he thought, and ran into the theater. Unfortunately, he forgot one important thing. Actually, two important things. I'll start with the more important one. His buddy, the golden creature with sharp fangs was here. The other was that the dreadful play that really, really, really, really, really, made his head hurt, was still going on. He ran into the auditorium. He ran everywhere. All of a sudden, the golden creature jumped out and started chasing him too! There was only one way to run. He ran onto the stage, ran into the evil queen, ran into the princess, and angered the prince, who started chasing him too. He ran to the happy-day store and saw the robber, still on the ground. He stood right on the robber, and jumped back at exactly the right moment. The golden creature got there first, followed by the prince, then Officer McBunmee. Officer McBunmee tripped on his pants, knocking into the prince who was swinging his fake sword, which, after the impact, hit the golden creature. They all landed in a heap.

At home, Mike watched the news. Two days ago he had shown the rest of the police the heap of people and animals. The police arrested the robber. Then he had shown National Geographic the new animal, never seen before. He was famous! He felt like he was dreaming. He was basking in the glory of this, until 11:00 pm. Then, after he turned off the lights, went up one stairstep, and put on his pajamas, he saw someone outside. Suddenly, he heard a BOOM!